Elon Musk
Er selbst sei umgeben von "Teslaquilla"-Flaschen an einen Tesla Model 3 gelehnt gefunden worden, "mit getrockneten Tränen auf seinen Wangen", ergänzte Musk mit einem entsprechenden Foto.
Tesla Goes Bankrupt
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) 1. April 2018
Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.
Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) 1. April 2018
This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point?
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